Zayn arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London. 7/31

Zayn arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London. 7/31

  • me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

Zayn arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London. 7/31

Zayn arriving at Chiltern Firehouse in London. 7/31

zjavvadmalik:

bitch the only time zayn seemed really happy with a girl was when he was next to gaga and that pornstar chick he took a pic with what’s zerrie

tagged → #HAHAHA #SO TRUE #ZERRIE

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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August 29th, 2013